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Someone was selling this on e-bay. One word, "Ewww."



*groan* Found while doing an e-bay search...

Fabio Sasoonson was a little-known Viking. His saga recounts a perilous journey to the land of the tanning salons.
The Very Virile Viking by Sandra Hill (2003)
"In this time-travel romance novel, a 10th-century Viking named Magnus Ericsson finds himself (and nine of his 11 children) transported to modern-day Hollywood. Magnus, however, doesn't realize that he has traveled through time and merely thinks he has discovered a strange and wonderful new land. To further complicate matters, Magnus has caught the eye of Angela Abruzzi, a beautiful real estate agent who is determined to make Magnus her own--despite the fact that he's taken a vow of celibacy."

"With its boisterous humor and lovable characters, the newest entry in Hill's time-travel series (following TRULY, MADLY VIKING) will charm the socks off of readers....an engaging, hilarious and entirely winsome read."
- Publishers Weekly (02/17/2003)




Ok, I guess the old saying that "once you've gone Norse, you never go back" must be true. Here's another one from e-bay...
This auction is for the historical romance novel Conqueror by Kathryn Hockett. The book is in excellent condition with some very minor wear along the spine and around the corner. 345 pages.

Part of the Vikings series. The daughter of an English lord, Gwyneth stands before the altar, thinking not of her hated betrothed, but of Selig, the holden-haired Viking her father enslaved when she was a child. The pendant she wears faithfully around her neck was a gift from Selig the night she helped him escape. Then suddenly, a Viking raid halts the wedding ceremony as Gwyneth s abducted by a blond giant and storm-tossed into a turbulent, passionate adventure. Selig vowed revenge against the brutal English lord who had imprisoned him, and now he has dared to steal one of his daughters. But the pendant his captive wears reveals that this is the girl who once saved his time. A child no more, Gwyneth s exquisite and tempting--and aboard the high seas, the proud Viking warrior is drawn to her like a moth to a flame. Yet it is a passion fraught with danger. For Selig is about to meet his long-awaited destiny--one that will test the love he has found with Gwyneth and put both of their lives at risk.

345 pages of steamy Viking Luv.
Awwww yeeeahhhh.

I especially love this cover for the Italian Rennaisance-style axe. Huzzah!
Also note the hair, it is a little-known fact that our Norse ancestors invented hair gel. Sadly, the exact formula is lost.